My perfect playground

I think that the perfect playground would have like 4 huge trampolines with really big water slides that are closed in and they are 5 minute long riding slides. I also would want there to be food stands with XXL food like huge fries that are 10in long and 10in in width. Also with chicken finger stands and steak tacos with pizza and diet Pepsi. I would also want there to be beds that only I can lay on to go to sleep and not dirty kids that want to come play on the playground. I would also want there to be a age rule because I hate kids. The age limit would probably be 15 through 21.  I do not like little kids  at all because they are all about boogers, worms, whining and screaming, and I just can not deal with kids because they make me tired.